Month: October 2014

dead sea hand

Aggressive Kiosk People *Or* Reason #129 Why I Hate the Mell *Or* Dead Sea Hands

“What is a Mell?” you ask?  Well, if you’re fairly new to my rants then you may not know that “Mell” is a cross between the words “mall” and “Hell”, which I consider to be synonymous. I hate shopping.  I just had this exact conversation with my sister-in-law.  I hate shopping.  I like new stuff,… → Read More